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Oh my God. What if GLaDOS were somehow able to synch with Foxglove’s radio waves through remnant links she garnered from her last invasion, and she was able to observe Eaden through Foxglove. And talk to Foxglove. And project herself to meet Foxglove. And get in Foxglove’s “head,” and convince her that the humans of Eaden hated her or something and. And Foxglove believed her because Chell gets jealous of when Fox and Wheatley hang out and do brotherly-sisterly-bonding things. And maybe Foxglove mistook bonding and being romantic, as becoming newly human can be confusing. And maybe she accidentally kissed Wheatley because she was thanking him for still treating her like a friend despite not being human anymore. And Chell yelled at her. And Garret yelled at her. Because both of them are jealous (Garret of Wheatley and Chell of Foxglove) and Foxglove let GLaDOS take over Eaden through her radio tower though-a-semi-Poor-Unfortunate-Souls sort of exchange.

And.

Dear God hands why are you still typing this?

OMG LITTLE MERMAID CROSSOVER!!! I LOVE THIS!!! Disney goes with everything!! D: And it would be sooo like GLaDOS to manipulate Foxglove like that. I could even see her do that whole The Punishment form of GLaDOS mocking her and stuff. Ughghghghhg! Maybe exchange all the communication connections she has to be turned human like how Wheatley was, because she tells her she is a ‘poor substitute’ because shes just a hardlight avatar and that’s why Garret doesn’t love her!! So then GLaDOS gets control of all the satellites from around the world and hold them hostage in exchange for test subjects because from there she could control the whole money system and stuff!! This AU keeps getting better and better!

I just don’t want it to become a soap opera four-way love triangle thing though…

Dear God………… what if…………. what if she offered to turn Foxglove fully human. By this time GLaDOS will have found all of those Aperture employes and human test subjects in stasis and she’d offer Foxglove the chance to become human just like Wheatley. That way she could prove Garret’s experiment a “success” and make him happy, by becoming a robot that fully understands what its like to be human. And she could understand what it could really be like to be like Chell and Aaron and Romy and feel the touch of grass and the wind in her face. And all she’d have to do would be allow GLaDOS full control of her radio tower.

But.

But instead. She deletes Foxglove’s software from the mainframe.

And takes over her hardlight avatar, the radio tower, and all of its frequencies.

And not only tries to take over Eaden, but the radio station that Foxglove’s radio waves synchronizes with, like radio stations in big cities and the like.

And thus.

The world.

Ahh!! Yeesss! Omg THIS! Maybe she’s not even deleted though but put into a kind of digital void since she’s a part of GLaDOS and the system recognizes it. And then Chell and everyone having this huge epic battle for the last time to save Eaden, with the worrying thought that Chell might actually be carrying Wheatley’s child, which is why she was so jealous because she had planned to tell him before this whole thing happened, but realizes how much of a mess she’s made, they reconcile and hope to fix things before it’s to late. But Garret is still wondering what became of Foxglove and traces her down to Aperture. He wants to go down there to retrieve her, but Chell says way too dangerous but you know how he is, but he takes a secret weapon with him (some viruses he created), but ends up getting captured and put into the testing tracks while Foxglove looks on, but can’t do anything to help, until….the Turret Civil war! Lead by the Turret Animal King who’s taking orders from none other than Caroline herself…and I’m totally getting off track here and this is getting kind of silly. XDD

Dear god you two! This just keeps getting better and better!