May 2013
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naturously-freakish said: woah, this is still going on?
Yep, we’re going to be staying up late tonight as see what happens. In the meantime maybe watch some movies, do some art and pig out. XD I’m not holding too much hope it’s going to show up though, but *shrug*.
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Posers
I finally put those two to use for me, I actually got them to agree to be models for poses, you just can’t beat drawing from life. I even got them to take off their tops for me (she’s wearing a bikini top). Perfect for a sketch I wanted to do involving corsets.
Also this gem from his sister: ” Damn, you are paler than an Irish goat!”
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ironychan:
I own some really weird movies.
Like The Brain from Planet Arous, which is about an evil floating brain from space who comes to earth, possesses a dude’s body, and discovers that sex is awesome.
Or Rock n Roll Nightmare, in which a heavy metal band is hunted by demons until an archangel turns up to do battle with satan.
Or Terror Beneath the Sea, which is about a mad scientist...
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Just had dinner and a rousing discussion on the trap they just set up. They wanted to know what it looked it, how big and what do you think it eats. Wow, you know it feels pretty cool to be believed about something that most people would be skeptical about.
I’m very sure of what I saw that night, maybe it’s not a dinosaur bird or alien or some kind of mutant, but perhaps a bird that...
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ironychan said: I eagerly await the next installment in this thrilling saga. Seriously, I want to see the movie when it comes out. Maybe I’ll write the screen play…
The Demon Bird of Black Mesa
From screenwriter, Ironychan, author of the award winning Iron Man’s ‘In Person’, comes the tale of a young woman living peacefully in her idyllic town in rural New Mexico, until...
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ironychan said: I TOLD you they were going to capture the demon bird!
Looks like it’s going that way, it’s a big trap too, but I don’t know if it’ll hold it. I guess that’s what the taser is for, but I can’t figure out where the phone comes in.
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They're back...
Hanging my laundry out to dry and nearly had a heart attack when I turned around and then I got assaulted by a camera flash to the face.
” It works, excellent.” she said ” Ben bring down the lobster trap, the phone and the taser we need to set it up before it gets dark.”
I’m not even going to ask.
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fuchsiamae:
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fuchsiamae:
Fuchsia’s First DivaCup:
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Ah, it’s a lot like using a sea sponge then, I had to do the same thing pretty much back then. XD Well the more you know then. Thanks.
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fuchsiamae:
Fuchsia’s First DivaCup:
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I hope it works out for you, I’ve heard those things can be lifesavers in certain situations, but then I’ve heard they can be like medieval torture devices too. Also, I’ve always wanted to ask this but…what is it is like to use a tampon, I never got the chance to so…
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fuchsiamae said: the downside to living with the luteces
Why me? What did I do to deserve this?
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I can’t seem to art for some reason. I keep thinking those two will pop out of nowhere and see me drawing porn. :|
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Seems the theme for today is birds.
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ironychan said: They’re going to capture the Demon Bird. You’re gonna be famous for discovering the elusive American Cassowary!
I honestly hope that’s what they’re doing. :| Also Carly was poking around online last night and pointed this bird out to me:
B and D are uncannily like what I saw. Same kind of head, and long black feathers/fur and stubbish tail. Sadly this thing...
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ironychan:
How about PBJ pop tarts, do those exist?
Yes..sorta.
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They left me alone. :( I woke up this morning and they were gone, but Ben made me breakfast and left it in the fridge and said:
” We’ll be back soon, we’re going to test something out but we need to buy a few things. It was her idea.”
Wait, what…Back from where? What are you going to do? What was her idea? Oh god I hope they really didn’t think that door...
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ironychan:
The world needs something like little bite-size PBJ’s that you can get in a bag and snack on. Is this a Thing anywhere?
May I present…
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hmm...
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I never should have mentioned the Demon Bird. Anyone else would have the sense to stay away from it, not them. Nope, they’re already talking about how to capture it alive and bring it back to the university. *facepalm*
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Disappearing act
Welp, somehow while I was making fruit salad for tomorrow morning, they went and disappeared. I kind of wish they didn’t because I forgot to tell them about the demon bird out there.
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Anonymous asked: One Paragraph Prompt: CaveDOS
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fuchsiamae:
I NEED TO! FUCKING! WRITE! SOMETHING!
Things were winding down for the night, but not for Caroline. Even after an entire day working on the problems of a loose nest of mantis men or the latest project of discouragement beams and their possible and unfortunate side effects on test subjects, her mind was still tuned into science, but of a different nature this time, one that...
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Mythbusters
I don’t know what they plan on doing since I have to work on Tuesday, and they’re staying with me all week. They could go to Albuquerque to see and explore, there’s a lot of bookstores and internet cafes there, but when I asked them, both said..
” We’re going to Lordsburg!”
Why? There’s nothing ther..Oh…Oh you...
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fuchsiamae:
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fuchsiamae:
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I’m pretty sure my guests are Cheshire cats, I just need to spot their tails.
ginger siblings, a guy and a girl, who can appear anywhere as if out of thin air
pizza they really are the luteces
They’re not twins though. XD
well they’re not going to tell you if they’re sex-swaps of the same person from two different universes, now are...
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fuchsiamae:
pizza-soup:
I’m pretty sure my guests are Cheshire cats, I just need to spot their tails.
ginger siblings, a guy and a girl, who can appear anywhere as if out of thin air
pizza they really are the luteces
They’re not twins though. XD
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I’m pretty sure my guests are Cheshire cats, I just need to spot their tails.
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fuchsiamae said: so are your boyfriend and his sister actually the luteces because I’m pretty sure they are
They don’t look or act anything like them. XD Well, except the ginger thing, but they’re waaay too silly for their own good.
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That Junji Ito binge finally caught up with me...
Last night totally reminded me of a creepypasta. I dreamt I was in my old hometown again and I went to the Santa Cruz Boardwalk to see how much had changed, and then Carly and Ben appeared out of nowhere, everyone around me disappeared, a seastorm started and they chased me around the park with a stick of roast beef to the sounds of creepy calliope music. I eventually fell down and started...
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So turns out we all couldn’t sleep, being so excited to be together again, and so many things to catch up on. What she’s been doing in Oregon, how her studies went, was her trip to Washington to go see that bottomless pit worthwhile, then came her questions about Ben and I’s relationship, how excited that her socially awkward brother finally got the balls to ask me out....
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Been waiting with Ben at a Denny’s in Silver City for his sister to show up, and she finally did, he was the first to spot her car. She drove through three states in the span of two days. and she’s naturally exhausted. I’m watching these two wonderful siblings reunited, she’s so tired she collapsed in his arms, they’re hugging, giggling, crying, and babbling about the...
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ironychan:
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
Wait, is that the one where his handlers chemically castrated him with overdoses of an acne treatment, or is there more than one?
Totally relate, only I ended up...
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Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
cust-mized:
Do it for a blog rate pleaseO:!
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Thank you Cab Calloway, I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyways.
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Do chickens sing? Because whenever I give Sam a piece of fruit to eat he/she makes the sweetest, happiest little sounds I’ve ever heard. Like it’s just ecstatic over the fact it’s eating a strawberry that he/she starts to sing.
” OMG! A strawberry! All to myself and it’s so sweet, praise the agricultural gods for this strawberry!”
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PSA: Crappy art
I have a sneaky suspicion that I’m bothering people with my crappy art lately. Am I? Don’t be afraid to say it guys, it’s okay, this wouldn’t be the first time for me to hear it. If it’s bothering you at all please let me know. I don’t want to be one of those people who fills up someone’s dash with things they rather not see.
If you don’t want to...
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What are your headcanons about me?
secretlymartinfreeman:
askboxmemes:
Just curious.
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
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I have a three day weekend! Wooooo! About time too, I feel like I haven’t had any time to take care of myself, I look tired but I think it’s because I haven’t been sleeping well due to the heat. I’m going to fix my A/C’s waterline for sure, this gives me an excuse to go to Home Depot to fondle all the new dremels they brought in. I also need to buy some 2000 grit...
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ironychan:
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Unpopular opinion time: I have to agree, Cloverfield was a pretty crappy movie, I went to go watch it with a cousin and it felt a lot like a Godzilla ripoff from the 70s and the plot twist seemed like it was written by Shamalama-dingdong. Don’t even get me started on the ‘Shaky’ style of the film which should be called the ‘The Director letting his 5 year...
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ironychan:
Cibokilley wants me to go see Star Trek: Into Darkness with her but I’m worried that I shouldn’t because that would be racist?
The movie is racist? D:
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purpurastar:
Drawing something for someone and seeing how happy they get is definitely one of the best feelings in the world
This is the major reason why I like drawing things for Fuchsiamae, I just imagine her smiling so hard and being so happy. Lord knows that girl needs more of that in her life, I can only hope I’m giving at least a smidge of that to her.